We are all going to face judgement day on May 21st 2011. Yep, finally, the world is going to end. The best part is, you and I, we have a front row seat to the greatest event in human history – the end of the world.
That’s how important we are, and that’s super exciting. I always knew I had juice.
I was at a Rolling Stones concert in Chicago – back in the day – where I was nearly crushed, and only a hand full of folks got trampled to death. That was pretty exciting.
But this is way better. This will be billions of people horrifically tortured for eternity because they don’t believe in the one, great Jesus the Christ.
Hey, you and I know – they all deserve it. Stupid people. We tried to talk sense to them, but did they listen? Nope. Now eat some Hell – suckers.
The reality is, that May 21st will come and go like any other day. I can say this with 100% certainty. Why? Because the human brain thinks in myths – and is incapable of decerning between reality and myth.
The myth of the end of the world is as old as humanity. And here comes that tired old myth again. Christians, specifically, have been predicting the second coming of Christ – in their lifetime – since the religion began.
So when May 22nd, 2011 comes along, will these delusional folks suddenly come to their senses?
Scientific research tells us that they will become even more convinced of their delusional beliefs. They will concoct stories about how “we weren’t pure enough” or “it happened on the inner plains” or some other variation on the tired old theme of the end of times.
The reality that religious myths are just stories made up by a bunch of dead folks – that will never happen – even when May 22nd rolls around.
So eat, drink and be merry, for the end is near – again, and again, and again…